Saturday, July 26, 2008

Witty caption contest

OK, sports fans. A little bit of levity. Provide the wittiest caption for a prize! (The prize is the admiration of the blogging world.) Enter early, enter often.

16 comments:

Reality Bites said...

Still not working. Turns out you need a MICROscope to see Bruinooge's honesty

jj said...

"I spy with my little eye... someone having SEX! Quick, call the Ministry of Virtue & Vice!"

deBeauxOs said...

"This is so dorky. Sigh.

Oh, but when I get seniority, the company will let me use the anal proble to do market research. Yeah!"

Frank Frink said...

Is that a massive poll on the horizon or are you just happy to see me?

Zorpheous said...

I'm in, see my blog for my entry ~evil grin~

Zorpheous said...

oops forgot the URL thingie

http://thewingnuterer.blogspot.com/2008/07/witty-caption-contest.html

KRL Vu Research, Phone Spamming Canadians for Bias, Rightwing, Religious polling needs.

would also work.

Zorpheous said...

Yup it works, and my satire is correct 19 times out of 20, with +/- 2.8% margin of error.

Southern Quebec said...

"Yes, yes, yes....I see 55% against.... Wow, was it good for you?"

Prole said...

Our records indicate that you're mid-cycle. Time for your monthly uterine inspection!

buckets said...

My entry: "KLRVU's prices are so low that I need a telescope to see them!"

Deb Prothero said...

Here's a couple I thought of:

"can't see the forest for the trees"

"looking for love in all the wrong places"

"I'm a truth seeker." NOT!

Reality Bites said...

Nope, sorry SUZANNE, I still can't find anyone who believes the poll is legit. Got any rose-coloured glasses I could borrow?

JAWL said...

God, I hope I'm doing this right, Was that left eye open, right closed...

Alison said...

"Hey, is this thing turned on?"

KLR VU - Serving your community since Wednesday

Somena Woman said...

"Ahoy! - Propaganda and Dishonesty - Ho! Avast me Mateys! Hard A Stern! - We must steer clear of mean hippies and buckets of grewal!"

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